Posted on: November 25, 2008

Why must I get berated with online dating ads on Facebook just because I keep my status on single?

How did I ever survive 8 hours at school without a single cup of coffee?

Does anyone ever call those “Hows my Driving?” numbers on the back of company cars and trucks?

Where did the wild bunnies in my neighborhood come from?

Have you ever replied to, or bought, from a spam email?

Why isn’t the ‘thank you wave’ a universal gesture on the road?

How come the bitchiest clients always have the most money?

When will I actually feel like I’m a grown up?

What will it take to get the baristas at my Starbucks to finally learn my name and coffee order?

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